THE FEATHERY ONE CRACKS ME UP SO BAD! I mean, so much for stealth. And practicality. And everything else, basically. Also you'd probably get killed real quick on the battlefield, as the enemy would just go 'AAAAAH WHAT IS THAT AAAAAAAH *stab* *stab* *stab*

I need to find out what kind of career could be based on that degree and then petition to make it a real thing.