Oh my goodness, I totally forgot about that. Like, it had completely evaporated from my mind. I AM MORTIFIED!!!! I will get to it ASAP, because I like it when I actually keep the promises I make.
So embarrassing, I don't even

So I just checked hotmail (which I rarely do anymore because I am a horrible person or something) and did not find any mail from you there. Even the spam folder is only filled with african princesses eager to share their wealth with me. Where did you send it to?