Re: synchronized book-reading (not transatlantic though, because I'm... uh... not trans the atlantic)
I-I think I just died. Killed by the cuteness this whole sentence was. *molests* ♥
Oh god, why hasn't science invented that yet? Together with teleportation and another fuckton of useful stuff? *flails*

Regarding the nerdiness: I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO SEE THE BEAUTY OF THIS!
I was starting to get worried there...